Today, I’ll be dissecting a stainless steel dildo that resembles a toy people of the internet proclaimed the best sex toy ever, the nJoy Pure Wand.
I’m not going to be delving down into the ethics of shamelessly copying a toy design like that (because that’s not Funzze’s doing, they only sell it) but rather the general quality of the toy.
I’ll give my opinion on it as a standalone toy and compare it to nJoy Pure Wand.
Click the following link if you’re interested in the nJoy Pure Wand review, and continue reading if you’re curious about how this Funzze toy performed.
Funzze dildo and nJoy Pure Wand. Pretty similar right?
How we tested this Funzze dildo?
We gave it a fair chance, bringing it along on our adventures more than five times since we received it. Although our expectations were initially low, we still wanted to get all the possible insights to be able to say how it measures to the original.
Funzze dildo review in short
Things we liked
We liked the shape, the bulbs at both ends and the sexy pressure on the G-spot. Also, the price point is attractive.
Things we disliked
One, it’s an obvious copy of the toy. Two, the biggest downside in comparison the original is the difference in weight which in the end results in less sexy pressure (pleasure) on the fun spots.
Key takeaway
To put it bluntly, if you can afford the original nJoy Pure Wand, go for it. However, if your budget is tighter, this Funzze toy is an excellent alternative.
It does a commendable job of stimulating the G-spot (or P-spot) with its weight and pressure, all at a more affordable price—$70 compared to $120 for the original.
Box contents
This Funzze dildo came in a plain cardboard box, with a drawstring bag and a small card containing Funzze’s information and social media links.
Size, weight, and material
Funzze dildo features a characteristic curved shape, perfect for hitting the fun spots, namely, the G-spot or the P-spot.
The second design feature that defines this toy is its bulbous ends. One side features a bulb or ball that is slightly larger than the other.
The larger bulb measures 1.4 inches (3.56 cm) in diameter, while the smaller one measures 0.9 inches (2.29 cm) in diameter.
The side with the smaller bulb is particularly suitable for beginners or for anyone using the toy for the first time, offering a gentler introduction to the stimulation it provides.
However, the choice of which side to use will depend on the amount of stimulation you prefer..
Bigger bulb = more weight = more intense stimulation.
In comparison to the original nJoy Pure Wand, the bulbs on the Funzze toy are smaller by 0.1’’ (0.25 cm or 2.5 mm).
Funzze dildo weighs 481 grams (1.06 pounds or 16.9 ounces).
For comparison, nJoy Pure Wand weighs 678 grams (1.49 pounds or 23.9 ounces).
This weight difference is noticeable—the original delivers significantly more pressure on the targeted spots, resulting in more intense stimulation.
However, despite being lighter, the Funzze toy also offers a remarkable experience.
Funzze dildo is made from stainless steel which is one of our favorite materials for sex toy but more on that couple of paragraphs lower.
Funzze dildo features
Dildos aren’t feature-rich toys, however, I’d like to reiterate a couple of things that might as well be listed as features of this toy.
Bulbs & weight
This dildo, or better said, this type of dildo delivers stimulation through shape, size, and weight.
Curve helps in targeting, while bulbs + weight deliver the wanted pressure (stimulation) to the G-spot or the P-spot.
Material
Stainless steel is an amazing material for sex toys because it feels luxurious to touch. On top of that, stainless steel is versatile and can be cooled down or warmed up.
My experience
The main ”trick” I had to figure out for myself was how to use a toy like this – because this is not your usual thrust-me-like-there-is-no-tomorrow dildo.
With the original, I figured the best way to use it is to find the perfect spot, apply the toy (apply the pressure) by pushing in the toy until I reach the desired amount of stimulation, and then stop moving it.
For what feels best to me, there is no need to thrust it. Simply rocking, gently moving the hips, does the job perfectly.
As always, I mix in some clitoral stimulation—either with my fingers or a toy—to achieve a glorious orgasm.
I must note that switching from the smaller bulb to the larger one mid-way feels amazing. The increase in pressure, combined with clitoral stimulation, is exquisite.
Starting with a larger bulb might be too overwhelming due to the intense pressure. It’s great to have two different sizes available, allowing me to switch when my body is ready.
Using the toy together is also easily possible, fun and pleasurable. Luka mostly went down on me while the toy was in which was super pleasurable and fun to experience.
He also teased me with the toy, after he cooled it down with cold water. Combination of cold steel on my nipples followed by his warm lick is something else.
How to clean this Funzze toy?
To clean, simply use soap and water, pop them in the dishwasher, or boil them for 3 to 4 minutes to fully disinfect.
Special considerations
The Funzze dildo is made from medical-grade stainless steel, offering a hypoallergenic and durable choice for users, including those with allergies to certain materials.
However, its significant weight may be a consideration for users with limited hand strength or mobility, as it requires a good amount of arm strength for manipulation.
The ergonomic half-moon shape of the dildo is designed to effectively target the G-spot and P-spot with minimal effort in terms of angling or positioning, which can be beneficial for those with limited range of motion.
However, starting with the smaller bulb is recommended for those who may find the larger bulb too intense initially.
The smooth surface allows for easy cleaning, which is beneficial for users who may have difficulties with intricate maintenance routines.
Its ability to be used without direct manual manipulation—by simply positioning and using body movements to create pleasure—may provide an easier and more comfortable experience for those with mobility issues or arthritis.
Final words
In conclusion, while the Funzze toy impressively mimics the features of the nJoy Pure Wand at a more accessible price point, the lighter weight does mean slightly less pressure and, consequently, a reduction in stimulation.
Ultimately, if budget allows, the original is worth the investment for its unmatched intensity, but the Funzze stands as a worthy alternative for those seeking quality without the higher cost.
Should you decide to do so, you can get the Funzze toy here.
From our workshop
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