I Wore My Butt Plug To Work: Recap & Tips

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I’ll put my hand up and admit, I love a bit of anal stimulation. Whilst I enjoy having my pussy stroked, licked, and played with (especially my clit) and my boobs fondled, there’s something very naughty about bum fun. Up until a few weeks back, I’d only worn a butt plug in the bedroom or at a fetish party, but my partner and I decided it was time to ramp up the naughtiness, so I wore my butt plug to work.

I have a varied collection of butt plugs, made from glass, stainless steel, and silicone. Designs range from an elegant silver slim-fitting version to a giant entity known as the monster hole stuffer. I’ve been a fan of plugs for a long time, they’re versatile and can be enjoyed by all regardless of sexual orientation and gender. 

Curious about where I source them? I frequently choose Lovehoney for their impressive and reasonably priced butt plug collection.

Butt plugs allow you to explore new sexual territory and can be used to prep the anus for sex or as sex toys in their own right. You might not know it but your bum hole is awash with nerve endings – stimulate it and you’re in for a world of pleasure. 

If you’re new to anal play you’re in for a treat, but always use a butt plug – never stick foreign objects up your bum!  My friend is a nurse and she’s shared a few stories of unfortunate souls turning up with objects including deodorant canisters, glass bottles, and phallic-shaped veg, shoved up their bums. 

Avoid drama by always choosing a butt plug with a flared base, pull cord, or ring to make sure it doesn’t get stuck. If you’re a newbie I’d go with a small silicone plug as you’ll find that easier to insert.

Always use lube too! Unlike the vagina, the rectum cannot self-lubricate, so you’ll need lube for added slide and glide.  

Alright, before I delve into my personal story, let me share the main reasons I chose to wear a butt plug to work.

Why wearing a butt plug to work is sexy

• Versatile and can be worn by all orientations and genders
• Secretly tickle the nerve ending in your anus 
• Naughty thrills as you mingle with colleagues and try to focus on work
• Your commute to and from work will be far more interesting! 

Anyway, enough of the butt plug tips and tricks, let’s get back to my wear your butt plug to work day. To give you some context, my partner and I have a D/s relationship (he’s Dominant and I’m submissive) and as part of our power exchange dynamic he ordered me to wear my butt plug to the office. 

I had mixed feelings about this, the idea of talking to colleagues, attending meetings, and trying to write reports with a plug in my ass filled me with dread, but I’ll admit it also turned me on. Would anyone notice? Would I get wet and orgasm in front of my boss? As butt plug day grew closer anticipation got the better of me, and I woke my partner with a rousing blow job. He smiled lazily, shot his load in my mouth, and then told me to bend over.

We’re mindful that wearing butt plugs for lengthy periods can cause problems, so we opted for a slim silicone butt plug for the all-day adventure (this one, ).

My lover began by applying lube to my hole before inserting first one finger and then another. Once I felt relaxed, he exchanged his fingers for the tip of the plug, tickling my sphincter with it and gently pushing the plug into my anus. There’s a slight burn as the plug pops into place, but like most things in life, the more you practise the easier it gets. 

With the plug firmly in place my lover pulled my knickers up before whispering in my ear “The plug stays in until you return from work, have a good day.”  Already aroused I ate breakfast and set off on my journey to work. As I sat on the train I looked around at my fellow commuters, the man opposite seemed to be smiling in my direction, I winced, maybe he knows? I reasoned there was no way anyone could know my naughty secret, but it still turned me on to think they might. 

I reached the office and felt my face blush as I pushed through the double doors, how humiliating, being sent to work with a packed lunch and a butt plug! On climbing the stairs, I felt the butt plug move slightly, but it remained tightly lodged between my cheeks. I was met with a few cheery greetings, but I didn’t stop to chat, instead, I hurried to my desk.

As I sat gingerly down, I felt the tip of the butt plug, ever-present. It didn’t feel uncomfortable, but I certainly knew it was there. Emails popped up one by one and my face fell at two in particular. The first, from my boss, reminding me about the important presentation we had to deliver mid-afternoon. The second was my lover, reminding me how much he loved me and telling me I should send a lunchtime photo of the butt plug in place, so he could check it was still where it should be!

The morning passed in a haze of phone calls and prep for the dreaded presentation and by lunchtime, my mind had wandered from the plug and onto which sandwich to have. My phone pinging brought me back to reality with a simple message “Photo?”

Hiding in a cubicle I pulled down my knickers and maneuvered the mobile phone between my legs, this could be tricky! Snapping the plug as best I could I sent the pic with a smiley face and the message “butt plug still in place Sir.” I checked myself in the mirror afterward and turned around, suddenly panicked. Would my colleagues be able to see the plug? I had spent all morning sitting behind a desk in case, but now I would have to stand and deliver a presentation alongside my boss.

I couldn’t see the plug through my skirt, but I still had concerns others would. The presentation proved tricky as I had to bend down to pick up prototypes from the floor, pointing out attributes as my boss addressed our colleague. Moving around with a butt plug can be challenging, despite knowing it’s snugly in place I had the constant fear it would fall out and plop to the floor. I had visions of my boss picking it up and asking which prototype it was, whilst my colleagues sniggered at my obvious embarrassment. 

I was so relieved when the presentation ended and I could make my way home. The train was full, so I had to stand, but I didn’t mind. The thought of another rickety journey sitting on my plug wasn’t appealing. On getting home my lover smiled at me “Good day at the office?” He asked, eyebrows raised. I smiled and nodded, but my smile soon faltered when he pulled out a larger plug and informed me that tomorrow I’d be wearing the medium vibrating butt plug and that he would be taking the remote control to work.

I really enjoyed wearing my butt plug to work, if you’re thinking of doing the same here’s a quick recap of tips you might find useful should you decide to wear butt plug to work.

Top tips when wearing your butt plug to work

• Always use a butt plug – never stick foreign objects up your bum
• Choose a butt plug with a flared base, pull cord, or ring for easy removal
• Start with a small silicone plug for easy insertion
• Use lube for added slide and glide. Silicone lube like Siliquid Silver stays on for longer periods of time.
• Shop around – butt plugs come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and textures

Thank you for reading and let me know your thoughts!

By Astolaine.

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