Juliet Toys Greedy Cluster Double Fisting Dildo Review

I’ve seen it all.

That’s usually what someone deep in this industry would say.

I’ve seen big toys, small toys, medium ones, cute ones, unique designs, unusual colors—even bad toys with production errors. I’ve truly seen it all.

But then, one day, you open a box—and it hits you.

Maybe… you haven’t seen it all after all.

This toy? I haven’t seen anything like it before.

I’ve seen fist dildos and butt plugs—but a double fist toy? Nope. That’s new.

And that’s not even the wildest part.

I’ve never seen a toy this big.

This one’s for the true adventurers—the Mount Everest climbers of the sex toy world.

P.S. A big thank you to Juliet Toys for sending us this unique toy!

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How we tested Greedy Cluster?

Unfortunately, we didn’t manage to push, insert, squeeze, or slide the Greedy Cluster into any of our sweet holes.

All I can say is—we tried.

But not even all the Sliquid and arousal in the world could make it happen.

Greedy Cluster review in short

Things we liked

There are 3 things that definitely stand out: unique design, sturdy suction base and size. Size definitely stands out (more on that later).

Things we disliked

The toy is heavy; however, given its size and volume, some weight is to be expected. We believe this won’t be an issue for most people, but it’s something to keep in mind if you have difficulty lifting heavier objects.

Key takeaway

People who are into size and extremes are going to appreciate this toy—it really is one to have and try.

It pushes boundaries in a way that’s both intimidating and intriguing, making it a must-have for true size enthusiasts.

The size—while too big for us—isn’t a downside.

If you know you’re capable of climbing Mount Everest, you just know. So for those who are up for the challenge, size isn’t a drawback—it’s a key point.

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Box content and unboxing

The toy came with a drawstring bag appropriately sized to match—always a welcome touch when it comes to storage options.

Greedy Cluster size, weight and material

This humongous two-fist toy is made of silicone that, to me, feels like high-quality material. Its sheer size contributes to its weight—more volume means more weight.

It weighs 4.6 lbs (2085 g), so just over 2 kg—making it even heavier than the njoy Pure Plug, which weighs only 1.51 lbs, or the L’Acier Capo, which comes in at 2.1 lbs.

Now, the silly part? This isn’t even the largest size Juliet Toys offers—there’s an even bigger one! Let’s take a look at the size chart.

The larger model is approximately 26–30% bigger. Wow! That’s seriously BIG.

Features

While it may appear almost featureless at first glance, dildo-type toys often gain their “features” through thoughtful design—and this one delivers in all the right ways.

It’s:

Heavy

The weight isn’t just about bulk—it adds to the sensation. A heavier dildo provides a feeling of fullness and realism that lighter toys can’t match. It also stays in place more easily during use, especially for hands-free or solo play.

Equipped with a wide base

The flared base isn’t just for safety (although that’s key, especially for anal use); it also gives you something to grip during more intense thrusting or positioning. It offers stability, control, and peace of mind.

Designed with a suction cup

This opens up a world of possibilities. Stick it to the shower wall, the floor, a chair, or even a mirror—basically any flat surface—and enjoy hands-free action. It’s ideal for solo sessions or for adding spice to partnered play.

In short, this toy has everything you’d need for proper, double-handed fun, with no worries about it slipping out of place.

How to prepare yourself for big (extreme) size?

While we didn’t try this particular toy ourselves, we have used toys that are large by our standards—and here are the steps we always recommend:

Arousal is key. Get yourself in the right mental and physical space first.
Start slow. Gradually work your way up in size.
Use lots of lube—silicone-based, water-based, or the thick, greasy stuff like the Greedy Cluster Grease Lube they offer.
Take your time. There’s no rush.
Foreplay and general arousal play a huge role.
Don’t dive in headfirst (or, well, the other way around). Forcing it is likely to be uncomfortable and definitely not pleasurable.

How to clean Greedy Cluster?

Use warm water and a mild, unscented antibacterial soap to thoroughly clean the toy.

Pay extra attention to all the creases, curves, and textured areas, as these spots can trap fluids or residue.

Take your time—rushing through can leave bacteria behind. Once cleaned, rinse well to remove all soap, then pat gently with a clean towel and let the toy air dry completely before storing it.

This helps prevent moisture buildup and keeps your toy safe and hygienic for next use.

Special consideration

The Greedy Cluster is a serious toy—for size lovers and extreme players—but that also means it comes with certain accessibility challenges and a few thoughtful upsides:

Weight may be a limitation: At 4.6 lbs (2085g), this toy is hefty. That can be a bonus during use, helping it stay in place—but for anyone with limited hand strength, grip issues (like arthritis), or joint sensitivity, handling it may be a challenge.
Suction cup can help with stabilization: For folks with mobility limitations or reduced hand coordination, the sturdy suction base is a helpful feature. Once anchored to a surface, it reduces the need to hold or reposition the toy manually.
The large, rounded shape and dual-fist design mean there’s no need for perfect aim.
Since it’s a non-vibrating, silicone toy, there’s zero noise involved—ideal for users with sound sensitivity (common among those with autism or sensory processing disorders). It’s also simple to use: no buttons, no tech, no setup.
The included storage bag is generously sized and easy to open/close, but do keep in mind that the toy’s bulk may require more space or shelf support if you have reach or balance limitations.

Final words

If you’re someone who lives for size, stretch, and extremes—this beast is calling your name. It’s not just a toy; it’s a full-on experience.

Intimidating? Yes. Intriguing? Absolutely. And for true size lovers, it’s one of those “bucket list” toys you’ve got to try at least once.

Sure, it was too big for us—but that’s not a flaw. That’s the point.

Because if you’ve got the drive (and the depth) to take on your own personal Mount Everest, you don’t question it—you go for it. So if you’re feeling brave, bold, and ready for a serious stretch…