Valentine’s Day offers the perfect opportunity for my guy to pull it out of the bag. The arrival of February 14th should harald flowers, hearts, and diamonds (the last may be a bit ambitious, but a girl can dream)! But what about your man? I hear you ask, What do you do for him? The answer is simple, I wait until March 14th and return the favor, by making steak and blowjob day special for him.
We have Tom Birdsey to thank for this special celebration. Back in 2002, Boston Radio DJ Birdsey decided to turn the tables by creating a day designed for men. He reasoned that women get spoiled by their guys on Valentine’s Day, so it was only fair that men were getting a good deal too. He figured men could indulge in two of their favorite things – eating meat and having their meat eaten.
What started as a joke soon became a viral sensation – with social media propelling the March event into the limelight. In early 2004 Steak and Blowjob Day even managed to bag a coveted spot in the Urban Dictionary. Nowadays, the informal holiday is marked in the United States and Australia, with a handful of other countries playing along too.
How to celebrate steak and blowjob day
There are plenty of ways to spend a cozy night, from watching a box set while snuggled on the sofa to opening a bottle of red and nibbling on cheese. But on steak and blowjob day only two things will do, a juicy slab of meat and a juicy BJ good enough to make your lover’s knees tremble.
This is the day or night to clear your schedule, find a private place, and enjoy leisurely time together. While spontaneity can be good, a successful steak and BJ requires some planning. I’ll tackle the first element first, the steak.
I’m no Gordon Ramsey, but I consider myself a half-decent cook. I’m English-born and bred and my signature dishes include a mean Sunday Roast, a not too spicy Chicken Tikka Masala, and a hearty steak. That said, a slab of meat can be trickier than it looks to cook, partly because people are so fussy about their rump, sirloin, and fillet.
Some prefer steak raw and have no problem with meat juices dribbling from the corner of their mouths, others opt for a pink-brown medium or a charred well-done. Either way, your lover should be putting their feet up not pulling on an apron, so take their order, head to the kitchen, and whip up a feast.
You don’t have to take your cooking duties too seriously. I like to add a cheeky level of fun by serving up dinner in my undies. If my man gave me sexy lingerie for Valentine’s Day I’ll wear it for him on March 14th, to make sure he knows how much I appreciate his gift. I’ve been known to slip a frilly apron over the top in the past, this looks cute and protects my naked flesh when I’m hard at work in the kitchen!
If cookery isn’t your bag, you can always take your fella out for a hot date. Book somewhere you both love or go off-piste and try out a new place. A slap-up steak dinner with all the trimmings will work a treat. It’s worth opting for a restaurant that’s got a romantic feel and find a quiet corner, rather than head to a cheap n’ cheerful grill.
As much as I love steak, I need to move on to chomping on a different type of meaty morsel. It’s time to deliver on the second part of the event, the all-important blow job.
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Enthusiasm is key. If you’re not into the idea of giving head your lover will probably pick up on that. Start by whispering in his ear, telling him what you want to do to him, and then drop to your knees.
Look up at your man seductively, tugging down his pants and undies as you do, and then lick your lips. Building up to a blow job can be exciting for both of you – and remember – when it comes to going down on your guy, variety is the spice of life. Take your time and use your hands as well as your mouth.
Lick the tip of his cock, run your tongue up and down the length, and give his balls a little tickle too. Use your hand to gently grasp his shaft and move it up and down while using your mouth on the upper part of his knob. Vary the pace and intensity, a blow job doesn’t need to be fast and furious to make your lover cum.
It’s not for everyone, but I get off on deep-throating my man. This involves putting his cock right inside my mouth, so it touches the back of my throat. If you want to give this a try, it’s wise to work on your gag reflex first. You’ve probably heard people suggest sticking a cucumber in your mouth, but I would go for something slimmer and more manageable if it’s your first rodeo, such as a carrot or even a toothbrush.
Hold the carrot or toothbrush near the back of your throat for a few seconds. You’ll feel a gag-like sensation, but rather than give into the choke, try breathing through it. If you keep practicing you will train your gag reflex and should be able to try out deep-throating larger things, such as your fave dildo.
It’s almost time to get your mouth around the meat…
Be it steak or his dick make sure you give him a treat and enjoy a tasty mouthful on March 14th. You can add a special touch to proceedings by buying your guy a gift or penning a steamy note to go with his steak and BJ. Whatever you choose to do, make sure you both gobble up the goodies.
By Astolaine.
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