I never imagined I will start 2023 with a sex doll review but here we are. I also never imagined we will be talking about sex toys needed to survive a zombie apocalypse but crossed that off the list too (yes, yes, yes, it was heavily influenced by The Last of Us show, which is btw amazing if you’re into zombies and apocalypse movies/TV shows).
So yes, after a decent amount of back-and-forth emailing with Tantaly, they finally agreed to book a review with us and sent us the toy. Great. I mean, who wouldn’t want to try a sex doll, and then get some money for reviewing the toy, right?
I have to paint the picture a little better in order for you to get the full scope of what happened next.
We live in a house, a 2-story house and we live upstairs. Nothing crazy, maybe like 20 steps. Our window overlooks the front of the house too.
On the day of delivery, I stood near the window for a good part of the day. Waiting and waiting for my sex doll. And it finally came. To note: I wasn’t there at that exact moment when the delivery guy dropped it. I came a bit later and saw the package downstairs, near the stairs.
Yes! I kinda screamed, leaving Leja in shock, and ran downstairs. Tap tap tap I was there. A big box was waiting for me. I swiftly crouched and grabbed the box.
Hop – and OH MY FUCKING – WHAT IN THE WORLD IS IN THIS BOX. I barely lifted the box. My back felt like somebody nabbed me with a pointy stick. OUCH. This thing was HEAVY.
I readjusted my position and applied the amount of force actually needed to lift it – and slowly but surely got it upstairs.
Key takeaway – never assume the weight of a box without slowly trying it first (or reading what it says on that same box).
And the box said 30 LBS (13 kg).
And mind me, 30 LBS is nothing heavy for me but what tricked me was my brain expecting that it will weigh no more than 8-10 LBS. It’s a sex doll, how heavy it can be. Well, it can be pretty heavy.
Unboxing a sex doll
This has to be a good thing, I said to Leja as we were about to unbox it. It’s obviously well-made and definitely not hollow when it weighs this much.
We were so impressed with the weight that we decided to unbox it in front of a video camera.
Click to see the sex doll unboxing video, and please, PLEASE leave us a comment about what do you think about that weight, or if you tried any other dolls, tell us, is it normal that they weigh so much??
The contents of the box were: a sex doll, the drying/cleaning stick, a manual, and a catalog of other sex dolls Tantaly offers. Pretty simple and straightforward.
Before we dive into the specifics of Britney, here is The Verdict but let me tell you: this is a very interesting sex doll review and you should definitely at least read through it (or just check the pictures).
The Verdict
What material is the sex doll made of?
Sex doll is made of TPE material which is the most common material most penis sex toy are made of. The unfortunate part is that TPE has a certain lifespan but with the proper care, you can definitely keep it for a long time – which is important since it is a $300 investment.
Britney also has, per Tantaly’s website, an adjustable metal skeleton. Now that would better explain its weight of it. There are no specifics on the metal but I would say it is not important since it is deep inside the sex doll.
Sex doll size and shape
Okay, so we established that it is heavy but how big it is. If you watched the sex doll unboxing video, you saw how it compares to our size (we are not tall humans) – if you did not, the best description is that Britney is a pretty big, realistic sex doll but it is not the size of a real human.
Also, Britney does not have limbs. I did not find this off-putting, after all, it is a realistic sex doll, not a real human. (I think most sex dolls don’t have limbs and that is pretty standard in the sex doll world)
Her ass is big, realistic, and sexy. Her tits too. Big, juicy, and bouncy. Playing with them feels really good.
In the video, both Leja and I spent a decent amount of time caressing her, SPANKING HER, playing with her boobs and playing with her nipples. It is all very realistic.
The spanking sound is pretty spot on. There is a tiny difference from the sound a real ass makes when spanked.
The really good part is that Britney’s skin has a texture, which varies – which makes it even more realistic. Her nipples have texture. Her vagina has wrinkles, just like the real vagina does.
Next: vaginal and anal tunnel.
How they feel, I’m going to tell you soon. But let’s talk about looks and design.
Tantalus designed them so they are different and realistic.
You can see the cross-section picture here:
The anal tunnel is shorter and narrower while the vaginal tunnel is a bit longer and wider.
And do not worry about the exact length of the tunnel, TPE is a stretchy material is it definitely won’t feel like you hit a brick wall.
How does it feel to have sex with a sex doll?
Testing the holes was a pure pleasure. I lubed up myself heavily (like you always should) and I lubed Britney’s holes using my fingers before commencing the testing phase.
As expected, her anal tunnel felt much tighter and it put more *heavenly* pressure on my cock while fucking her vagina felt less tight and roomier.
Both of the holes felt great and while I would not compare the texture and the canal shapes to the ‘’real’’ thing, the pressure was almost on point.
You could use Britney as a training tool or if you never had sex, you could use it to have an experience that’s more or less similar to real sex when it comes to the sizes.
Talking about the training and/or simulating sex, Britney can be used in several different positions that you would do in real life.
Sex positions to try with a sex doll
I tried almost all positions with a sex doll that I could think of:
- Doggy style
- Spooning
- Prone bone
- Cowgirl
- Sitting cowgirl
- Reverse cowgirl
- Missionary on the bed
- Standing missionary on the table
- T-position?
Doggy style – pretty straightforward. I placed Britney on the edge of the bed and fucked her. Loved it. Great balance and you can also use her hips to go in deeper.
Spooning – it was almost like a real lazy Sunday sex. Truth be told, I made a little bit of a mess with the lube but hey, just like a real thing.
Prone bone – one of my favorite position during sex, just had to try it. Loved it. Consider using pillows to better the angling.
Cowgirl/sitting cowgirl/reverse cowgirl – fun but have in mind that you need to have some strength in your arms to move a heavy sex doll.
Missionary on the bed – a great position to try with a sex doll, maybe a bit weird as there is nothing where there would be a head usually but great fun.
Standing missionary on the table – another one of my favorite positions, great balance enables fast and deep thrusting.
T-Position – somewhat similar to the spooning position but your bodies are far apart (and resemble a letter T if you would look from above) – moving away from the body enables better angling and thrusts.
Cleaning a sex doll
Well, cleaning is not rocket science right but the tricky part with the sex doll or at least this sex dol is the weight. It’s not a feather-light Tenga Spinner which you can roll around your hands like it is nothing.
I would suggest either placing Britney on the edge of the sink, with her holes facing the water, and then cleaning it out.
Or you could put it in a tub and use the shower head to clean it. This way you would not have to hold it so it does not tumble on the floor from the sink. However, have in mind, you would have to lift it from the floor which not might be as easy.
To clean it, use warm water and antibacterial soap and after cleaning, sit it upright so all the excess liquid can drip out. You don’t want it wet as that is bacteria’s utopia.
Where to store a sex doll?
After you let Britney dry completely, you should store it. Tantaly recommends storing it lying down. I guess so to not damage the spine.
We stored it in a box it came in. Surely it is a huge box that takes away a decent amount of your space but who cares. A $300 investment should be taken care of accordingly.
I would not recommend leaving it about because the TPE material attracts dust and it kinda sticks to it so eventually you would end up with a dirty doll that would need to be cleaned. Or cleaned more often.
Consider the box it came in, or the shelf in the close (sturdy), or just keep it under bed sheets – if you plan on using it often.
Additional information
A sex doll, in my opinion, has several benefits: folks who never had sex can try it out, try the positioning, try thrusting – and get a better idea of how it might look like.
Also, folks who have ED/PE might train on the doll, again, simulate the sex and eventually help their condition.
However, the thing to consider is its weight. You need to be able to move it around to use, change positions, clean it and then store it.
Should you buy Tantaly Britney?
If you are on the lookout for the first sex doll, you should definitely go for Britney. It is really well made, it is sturdy and with good care, it will last a long time.
Fucking it feels really sensational. The tunnels felt like heaven on my cock + the sizing difference is really cool and realistic.
Britney’s skin texture looks almost real and not to talk about her tits and ass. A real treat. Spanking her while fucking her doggy style was really sexy, I won’t lie.
If you never owned a penis toy, I would suggest taking a step back and getting something simple to try out – like the phenomenal Tenga Spinner – or something from the list of the best penis toys. And then decide whether you want to move up and get something bigger, like a sex doll.
Shout out to Tantaly for making such a cool product and in the future, I would definitely be down to try more of their dolls as playing with this one was pure pleasure.
You can get Britney by clicking this link.
Thanks for reading.
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