In the world of high-tech sex toys and an ever-evolving market of innovations, I sometimes feel like I don’t spend enough time playing with the classics—the toys that were all the vibe when I first got into sex toys.
We’ve got suction this, gyrating that, and Bluetooth-controlled who-knows-what. It’s like my nightstand drawer is running a secret NASA program.
And yes, all of that is fun, but sometimes all a girl needs is a good old-fashioned dildo.
I love playing with dildos, and Luka loves it even more. Without built-in stimulation, I can only take what he decides to give me.
He gets to choose how fast, how deep—how much I can handle. And all I can do is take it.
Even dildos, though, have evolved. We’re no longer talking about your basic, straightforward silicone schlong.
Now, they come in wild shapes, mythical themes, and entire lore-packed universes.
Enter the Twisted Beast Marchosias—a fantasy dildo inspired by a demon wolf, designed for those who crave something more… untamed.
Who is Marchosias?
Marchosias is a mighty marquis of Hell, tasked with hunting down those who dare to flee their eternal torment.
This snarling, drooling alpha wolf prowls on all fours, tracking his prey by scent, his slick cock swaying between his legs.
And once he catches them? There’s no hesitation.
He mounts them without mercy, his thick knot locking them in place as he floods their trembling body with his feral seed—sealing their fate forever.
Intense, don’t you think?
Twisted Beast Marchosias review in short
Things we like about Marchosias
Beautiful design and coloring. The smaller, tapered head allows for easy insertion, while the shaft gradually widens, its ridged texture creating an intense feeling of fullness. The detailing—especially on the testicles—is impressive. Soft, squishable, and wonderfully crafted.
Things we disliked about Marchosias
Even in its smallest size, this dildo can be a challenge for some—especially when it comes to the knot at the base.
Key takeaway from Marchosias review
Beautifully crafted dildo with an amazing backstory, attention to detail, and a bit of a challenge along the way.
Twisted Beast Marchosias box contents and unboxing
Marchosias arrives in simple packaging, accompanied by a card and a sticker.
Twisted Beast Marchosias size, weight, and material
Marchosias is available in four sizes: small, medium, large, and extra-large.
The one I’m reviewing today is the small size—but honestly, I wouldn’t call it small. Measuring a total of 8.5’’ (21.6 cm) in length, it has 7’’ (17.8 cm) of insertable length—if you can take the knot.
The design follows an increasing gradient of girth, with the head measuring 1.4’’ (3.6 cm) in circumference, the shaft widening to 1.8’’ (4.6 cm), and the prominent knot reaching 2.40’’ (6.1 cm).
The sturdy base measures 3.5’’ (8.9 cm) in length, 2.5’’ (6.4 cm) in width, and 1.5’’ (3.8 cm) in thickness.
Marchosias comes in two color options: Demon Blood and Demon Blood Ombre.
Made from high-quality, body-safe silicone, it’s smooth to the touch, crafted from a softer silicone blend that makes it deliciously squishable.
Twisted Beast Marchosias features
Marchosias features a tapered head with a small flattened tip on one side and a slight point on the other.
Beyond the head, the shaft gradually widens. The top side has a pronounced bump, while the bottom features three distinct ridges that add extra texture.
Just before the massive knot, the shaft narrows slightly, creating a noticeable contrast before expanding into its thick, prominent shape.
The knot is wide and hefty from all angles, adding to its intense design.
After the knot, the toy narrows again before reaching the sturdy base. A pentagram logo is subtly embedded on the top side of the shaft.
The base is thick and long, with an impressively textured design on the balls.
While Marchosias doesn’t have a suction cup, its wide base is stable enough to stand upright on a flat surface.
Our experience using Twisted Beast Marchosias
I absolutely loved playing with Marchosias. The tapered tip slipped in effortlessly, but that first bump? A bit of a challenge.
It took a moment to adjust to the size, but the sensation of fullness was incredible.
With each thrust, that delicious bump stretched me just right, while the tip of the head hit the perfect depth.
Then came the knot—a true challenge. It stretched me in ways I didn’t expect, pushing my limits, and yet… I wanted more. I needed to take it deeper.
Once the knot was finally in, I had to pause for a moment to take it all in. That’s when I put the sturdy base to work, grinding against it for extra sensation.
The base itself is surprisingly comfortable to hold during thrusting, and I’m so grateful for the soft silicone. A firmer toy? No way—it wouldn’t have been nearly as comfortable.
And just as delicious as the way Marchosias went in? The way it slid back out.
This is definitely one of my favorite dildo shapes I’ve ever tried.
How to clean Twisted Beast Marchosias?
Since Marchosias is made from high-quality silicone, cleaning is a breeze. It can be washed with hot water after each use and even boiled every few months for full disinfection.
Special considerations when using Twisted Beast Marchosias
The sturdy base provides a stable grip, which can be helpful for those with limited hand strength or dexterity. However, since it lacks a suction cup, hands-free positioning might be challenging.
The gradual increase in girth helps users slowly adjust to the size, but the prominent knot may be too challenging for those with limited flexibility or pelvic floor tightness.
The pronounced ridges and bumps create intense stimulation, which might be overwhelming for those with sensory sensitivities or conditions like vaginismus. Using a high-quality water-based lubricant can help minimize discomfort.
At 8.5 inches in total length and 7 inches insertable, the small size is already on the larger side. This may be difficult for users with limited mobility or those who struggle with maintaining certain positions.
Final words
Twisted Beast Marchosias? Oh yeah, this one’s staying in the rotation. I had an absolute blast with it, and I already know it’ll be seeing plenty of action—both solo and with my husband.
Not only is it gorgeous, but it delivers an even better experience than its looks promise.
Fantasy toy lovers? You’re gonna love this. But honestly, even if you’re not into fantasy, Marchosias might just change your mind.
Where to buy Twisted Beast Marchosias
You can purchase Marchosias on the Twisted Beast website, with prices starting at $58.95, depending on the color and size.
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