This is the third dildo in our Hankey’s Toys review series, and it’s the one that’s sparked the most “oohs” and “aahs.”
We first reviewed the magical Hankey’s Toys Unicorn Dildo, followed by the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo, and now it’s time to explore the intriguingly curved Captain’s Hook Dildo.
How did we test Captain’s Hook dildo?
Thoroughly, I must say! Its imposing size and intriguing curve required some warm-up, but once we got there—wow, did we enjoy it. The Captain has made a dozen visits to our testing area (a.k.a. the bedroom), with both of us taking turns using it—on Leja. It was, to say the least, an eye-opening experience.
Review in short
Things we liked
We loved the attention to detail and exceptional quality—it’s truly top-notch. As toy makers ourselves, we can tell this is premium silicone, designed to last. Leja especially enjoyed the curve, as it hit all the right spots, and choosing the soft silicone was a smart move; it’s perfectly firm yet gentle. I also appreciated the sturdy base, which allowed for a secure grip while “doing the work.”
And the detailed skin texture? An absolute bonus.
Things we disliked
Nothing major! But a quick reminder: be mindful of the size when ordering. Just as you wouldn’t grocery shop while hungry, don’t go dildo shopping while horny. Be realistic!
Key takeaway
The Captain’s Hook is an impressive, high-quality dildo that any aspiring collector would be thrilled to own. With its perfect curve for G-spot stimulation and ooooooooh-inducing, fulfilling size, it’s sure to rock your boat.
You can get the Captain’s Hook here.
Size, weight, and material
The Captain’s Hook dildo is crafted from top-notch, luxury silicone, designed for durability and body safety—it’s hypoallergenic and skin-safe.
We chose the Small size, which offers a manageable yet satisfying experience with the following dimensions:
- Circumference near head (rim): 6.3″ (16 cm)
- Circumference near middle: 6.5″ (16.51 cm)
- Circumference near base: 7″ (17.78 cm)
- Overall length: 8.25″ (20.96 cm)
- Insertable length: 7″ (17.78 cm)
This size is perfect for those looking for a fulfilling sensation without going too extreme.
For those seeking more intensity, the Medium size adds about an inch in circumference for a fuller stretch, the Large provides a more intense challenge with nearly 10 inches around the base, and the XL delivers extreme fullness, exceeding 10 inches in both circumference and length for the boldest experience.
The Small Captain’s Hook weighs about 597 grams or 21 oz.
Features
Captain’s Hook’s standout feature is its dramatic curve, which seems to be a blend of smart engineering, pure luck, and alignment with Leja’s anatomy—because the way it hits her G-spot is like hitting a bullseye in complete darkness.
Interestingly, while checking out the larger sizes, I discovered that the Captain’s Hook is actually marketed as a prostate massager, ergonomically designed for precise prostate stimulation.
Now it all makes sense: G-spot and P-spot—two targets, one perfect curve. Based on Leja’s “field” reports, the penis head ridges, along with the circular ridge below that I believe mimics foreskin, also play a crucial role in maximizing the enjoyment of this pirate’s companion.
Additionally, you can order this dildo with a Vac-U-Hole for use with a sex machine, though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it, as the toy’s curve may cause it to rotate during use. However, if you’re using a Vac-U-Lock strap-on, that’s a different story—it’ could be a great option in that case.
Our experience
Dildo is great and you probably picked that up by now.
Even the small size required some warm up and plenty of lube but that’s normal and individual (however, if you’re getting Hankey’s Toys consider getting a new lube bottle becauzse chances are the toy is going to be on a bigger side).
Instead of endless praise, here are four techniques I used with the Captain’s Hook that Leja especially enjoyed:
Thrusting
This one’s pretty straightforward. I started with short, shallow thrusts and gradually built up to longer, deeper movements.
Pulsating
This technique got the most “oohs” and “aahs.” With the Captain’s Hook pressing against the G-spot, I rocked my wrist gently from side to side, creating a pulsating motion that hit just the right spot.
Gently rotating with pulsating
Building on the pulsating technique, I added a gentle swivel—without a full rotation, as that would be uncomfortable. With the head angled upward, I moved it from around 11 o’clock to 1 o’clock. It’s tricky to maintain this while managing other movements, but it’s fun to try.
Gentle pressure
This was another big hit. Similar to pulsating, but with even less motion, I applied subtle, steady pressure by slightly leaning in with my hand, creating a smaller range of motion that worked wonders.
How to clean?
No mermaid secrets are needed to clean the Captain’s Hook dildo! Just use some antibacterial soap and warm water, and it’ll be shipshape in no time. Arrrr!
Special considerations
For users with limited mobility or grip strength, the Captain’s Hook’s sturdy base and gentle silicone material can help maintain a steady hold during use, especially with a partner assisting.
The unique curve offers targeted stimulation with minimal movement, making it accessible for those who may find repetitive motions challenging.
Due to its weight, the small size may still feel hefty (597 grams/21 oz), so consider supporting the toy on a soft surface or using it in a position where the body can help hold it in place. Additionally, the larger sizes may require more effort to maneuver, so it’s worth selecting the size that best fits comfort and ease of use.
Final words
If I had to rate the three Hankey’s Toys we played with, I’d probably list this one as the best. From the get-go, this dildo has an inviting energy about it. You look at the curve and think, “oh, that might be interesting to try,” and sure enough, the angle seems thoughtfully designed—it hits the spots perfectly.
Hankey’s Toys aren’t cheap—in fact, they may seem pricey to some—but they’re synonymous with top-notch craftsmanship, producing serious sex toys that will stay on your shelf for as long as you want them. It’s a luxury in the world of sex toys, yet not out of reach; even if it means saving up, they’re worth it. As I often like to say, I’m too poor to buy the cheapest option!
You can get the Captain’s Hook here.
From our workshop
Leave A Comment