Who doesn’t love a good salad? Chef’s salad. Egg salad. Potato salad with more seasoning than just a little salt and paprika. (and yes, this still is an article on how to eat ass).
We all have our favorites and enjoy tossing in exactly what tastes yummy to our particular tastes.
When you’re tossing other people’s salads — yes, we mean eating ass, to be blunt — you can still throw in what’s delicious to you.
BUT (haha!) before we dig in, let’s talk hygiene and rimming
Obviously, you don’t want any surprises when you’re dining that far downtown, and as anyone who has found analingus grittier than expected will attest, it’s like a sputtering Lamborghini — simply not the exhilarating experience you anticipated when you hopped in the driver’s seat.
Many enema givers and receivers discover rimming to be a sensual, even intimate, part of foreplay, even if the receiver is self-administering at the instructions of the dominant partner.
Afterward, a steamy shower or long soak together works well for exploring all your partner’s nooks and crannies with fingers and suds.
For those whose motor hums cleanly already, a swipe with a wipe or warm washcloth works wonders.
Rimming sans salt
Spice connoisseurs and trepidatious diners alike may want condiments. Gooey, delicious treats will help the wary enjoy the experience and create a fresh culinary adventure for veterans.
Basic food-play cuisine works great when eating ass: syrups, whipped cream, jellies and jams, sauces, flavored yogurts, honey, and popsicles, to name a few.
As with pretty much any kinky play, endeavor to be creative! More importantly, do your best to keep these treats away from vaginas!
Substances other than lubricants can cause irritation and/or infection.
Admire the spread laid out in front of you and consider whether you have everything you’ll need.
When considering how to eat ass, ask the following basics: Did you spread out a towel, sheet, or bedspread under your eating area to catch the inevitable drips?
Did you put your foods in bowls so as not to contaminate the containers in which they came? Do you have the appropriate wipes handy to rapidly rid your partner of stickiness so that play isn’t interrupted?
Time to Chow Down… Way downtown
Whether plain or garnished, giver or receiver, lovers of analingus virtually always savor the treat.
Using the same techniques as traditional oral sex, slurp and suck, and lick and flick with your tongue. Read either how to suck dick or how to go down on your partner, if you’d like to learn more on the topics.
If it’s your first time with this partner, pause occasionally to ask if they like your techniques. Proceed slowly as you both find what’s mutually pleasurable.
With your tongue, create geometric shapes, move up and down or sideways, circle their circle, write the ABCs or words in cursive and manuscript… just have fun with it!
Taking rimming to the next level
Use the fingers on one hand to stroke or penetrate their genitalia and use the other for their bum.
Important: never insert anything into a vagina that was inside or near the anus. Bacterial and yeast infections can be itchy, painful, and expensive to treat — not to mention the potential adverse relationship effects.
That said, freely explore your partner’s genitalia with toys, fingers, and mouth while munching — not with teeth, ouch! — on their chocolate starfish, back door, rose bud, balloon knot, or whatever clever metaphor works best for you.
When your tongue needs a break, use ice, your finger, toys, or thoroughly rinsed produce like carrots to stroke and probe their hole.
Spices of Lust edit: we highly recommend you DO NOT use carrots or any similar vegetable/toy that’s similarly shaped. Opt to use something with a flared end so the toy does not end up in your or your partner’s anus and you don’t have to visit ER.
Run ice over their nipples, stomach, thighs, and genitals while simultaneously rubbing ice on their anus.
After stroking with ice, gently blow air for a goose-pimple-producing chill. This is also an ideal time to insert a lubricated butt plug in preparation for anal sex.
You can always remove it and resume the buffet to build your partner’s anticipation if you aren’t ready to take the plunge.
Taboo for who?
As long as both parties are consenting adults, anything goes when it comes to rimming. As with all sex acts, communication is key for analingus.
Talk openly with your play partners before and during sex. By tasting various flavors in the sexual cornucopia, you may find a new favorite you thought you’d never even try.
From our workshop
A carrot? No. This is not safe or appropriate sex education and I would encourage you to change this ASAP.
Thank you for noticing! We did a quick read before posting and that sentence slipped through. We posted an edit below it.