Nothosaur Banner review: The Biggest Toy We Own

Today, I’m going to be reviewing a large Nothosaur Banner, a semi-realistic dildo with realistic veins, balls, and also foreskin features.

It’s the biggest toy in our collection so far.

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How did we test the Nothosaur Banner?

Nothsaur Banner made several visits to our bedroom, accompanied by Luka. We ambitiously chose a toy larger than usual, which affected how frequently we could use it before writing our review.

Despite this, our experience with sex toys allowed us to evaluate Banner and address any potential gaps in our lacking testing process.

Nothosaur Banner review in short

Things we like about Nothosaur Banner

We loved the detailed design of the toy as well as the quality suction cup. We also loved the customization possibilities. Additionally, we think it’s cool that Nothosaur offers such a wide variety of sizes, from extra small to extremely large toys.

Things we disliked about Nothosaur Banner

As I said before, we overestimated ourselves and ordered too big of a toy but that’s on us. There are plenty of sizes to choose from so pick wisely.

Also, the toy came a bit sticky which is a production side-effect. It got cleaned easily but it would be better if Nothosaur sent toys that are not sticky.

The key takeaway from the Nothosaur Banner review

Nothosaur Banner is a great toy for fantasy lovers and people looking to get into fantasy-themed toys. The unique design would add value to any sex toy chest out there. Customization is a definite upside.

Nothosaur Banner box contents and unboxing

Nothosaur Banner came in a plain, discreet box with plenty of other stuff. Not sure if those things usually come with their toys or not but they’re cool.

We got a big drawstring bag, stickers, another drawstring bag with keychains, logo coins, 3 different mini models, a discount card, and a poster.

They really sent a lot of various goodies.

Nothosaur Banner size, weight, and material

The Nothosaur Banner in the large size is indeed a HEFTY choice.

Large size is for those who prefer a more substantial presence in their play or love the size training scenarios type of fun.

We opted for the soft and squishy firmness option which turned out to be a smart decision. Big or bigger toys and toys that have plenty of details and texture features are easier to insert and play with when they’re made from soft silicone. All the firmer options would be uncomfortable if not painful.

The silicone is non-porous, making it hygienic and easy to clean, an important factor for maintaining the longevity and safety of the toy.

In terms of dimensions, the large size of the Nothosaur Banner measures approximately 9 inches (about 23 centimeters) in total length, with a usable length of around 8 inches (roughly 20 centimeters). The diameter at its widest point reaches about 2.5 inches (about 6.35 centimeters), which translates to a circumference of nearly 7.85 inches (close to 20 centimeters).

This sizeable girth is suited for those who are experienced and/or are looking for a more intense experience. If you’re a beginner, I would recommend you start with the small or extra small size.

We are experienced with all kinds of sexy tools and toys, and while we wanted to experiment with the size, this toy ended up being a tad bit too big even for us.

Aside from the large size, the Nothosaur Banner is available in sizes ranging from extra small to XX-large.

With size comes weight too.

Large Banner weighs around 1.1 pounds (approximately 500 grams) which puts Banner right below nJoy Pure Wand (1.5 pounds), Chubby Giant from Lezovibes (2.09 pounds), and L’acier Capo (2.1 pounds) and if I learned something from those toys is that weight adds to the pleasure equation.

In the case of Pure Wand and L’acier Capo weight increases the sexy pressure on the fun spots while in this case, the weight adds to the sensation of fullness and presence, which can enhance the experience by providing a more pronounced and palpable pressure during use.

This weight, combined with the sturdy suction cup, allows the toy to be anchored securely in place for vigorous activity without shifting, making Banner a reliable play tool.

These design features make the Nothosaur Banner an interesting tool in the arsenal of all those players seeking big, deep, and fulfilling sensations.

Nothosaur Banner features

Dildos aren’t feature-rich toys but nonetheless, there are several things worth mentioning.

Suction cup

Having a suction cup base is important with toys like Banner. This simple addition makes the toy so much more versatile, during solo play, where it gives you the ability to pleasure yourself hands-free, or during partner play, where it opens the doors for various creative plays such as the threesome imitation. Also, toys that are humungous, like the large Banner would be inconvenient to use alone without the ability to securely attach it to a smooth, flat surface.

Customization options

Folks with specific preferences and needs are going to appreciate that Banner can be personalized on 3 different levels: color, firmness or silicone density, and size.

Texture

The surface texture of the Nothosaur Banner features strategically placed ridges and veins, which are designed to improve stimulation by mimicking more naturalistic contours. The texture definitely adds to the sensation during use.

Our experience using the Nothosaur Banner

My initial reaction was WHAT THE FUCK. We agreed we were going to explore toys that were bigger than the toys we own and played with so far (G-vibe Gjack2, L’acier Capo, Big Willy, Chubby Giant) but this was simply outrageous at first sight.

The first attempt to insert Banner took a hot minute.

As it should.

If you’re new to big or huge toys like this one, do not rush it. It won’t go well.

Plenty of lube for me, plenty of lube for Banner, and a lot of nipple licking for Luka.

We managed to gradually get Banner inside me, however, just the tip. And we called it a day.

All the future attempts to insert Banner took the same amount of time and effort, every time inserting Banner a hair deeper than the last time.

Having Banner inside me was literally an eye-opening experience for me. I loved the sensation and being stretched to the max. It was different. While it’s not necessarily a sensation I’d want to experience regularly, it’s definitely enjoyable every once in a while.

Texture-wise, the most notable part was where the tip of the penis protrudes from the skin. That ridge made me squirm and squeal. After that bump, the veins were less notable but still pleasurable.

We experimented with two positions: me lying on my back with Luka controlling the toy, and me squatting over the toy which was secured by suction. In both scenarios, only about a quarter, or at most a third, of Banner was inside me.

This experience reminds me of the saying, ‘Don’t shop for food when you’re hungry.’ Similarly, perhaps one shouldn’t shop for big toys when feeling particularly horny and adventurous!

Lube and long foreplay were crucial in this adventure. Without them, nothing would be possible.

Learn from our lessons and do not go crazy with the size. Increase gradually and have fun. There is no fun in getting a toy 3x larger than what you’re used to because you won’t be using it at all.

How to clean the Nothosaur Banner?

Nothosaur Banner is best cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. If possible, let it air dry before storing.

Special considerations when using Nothosaur Banner

The Nothosaur Banner, with its ample size and weight, may present some challenges for folks with limited hand strength or mobility.

The size and heft of the Banner, particularly in larger models, might require more physical effort to position and maneuver. Folks with reduced strength or range of motion should consider the smaller sizes to ensure enjoyable use.

Equipped with a suction cup, the Banner allows for hands-free operation, which can be beneficial for those with limited dexterity. This feature enables the toy to be suctioned to a flat surface, reducing the need for continuous handling and allowing for position changes without too much physical strain.

The silicone material of the Banner is non-porous and hypoallergenic, making it a safe choice for individuals with allergies or sensitivities to certain materials. However, the toy’s textured surface, designed to enhance sensation, may require extra attention during cleaning.

For those with sensory sensitivities, the pronounced textures and ridges of the Banner may be overwhelming.

The customization options for firmness can be advantageous. Choosing a softer silicone option may reduce discomfort for users who find firmer materials too intense or difficult to use with their physical limitations.

Final words

If you’re looking for a semi-realistic dildo, Banner is a decent choice to consider. Its unique design is realistic enough and yet features several fantasy elements.

Moreover, the reality or the fantasy can be further enhanced through customization options Nothosaur offers, allowing you to get a truly unique toy made just for you.

I loved the texture and the fact that the toy widens towards the base. Gradual widening makes the texture translate into pleasurable sensations.

The suction cup design is flawless (at least for the number of times we used it) making the solo use convenient and hands-free.