Hey there, and welcome! It’s Leja here with you today, and I want to start by saying thank you for being here with me and taking a moment to join me on another adventure.
This one was both unique and challenging—honestly, a bit intimidating, too.
Now, you might be wondering why a dildo named The Perfect Penis would be intimidating. Well, trust me, once you see the size of it, everything will make sense.
The Perfect Penis is a handmade silicone dildo from Hankey’s Toys. When I reviewed one of their other toys—the Unicorn Dildo—I was blown away by the attention to detail and craftsmanship.
And The Perfect Penis is no exception. The details on this toy are absolutely breathtaking.
Let’s get into it!
Perfect Penis review in short
Things we like about Perfect Penis
A handmade dildo with remarkable details, offering a range of customization options including color, firmness, size, and a hole attachment. Large base with prominent testicles, and textured surface perfect for clitoral stimulation, when used as a grinder toy.
Things we disliked about Perfect Penis
Due to its size, this dildo is on the heavier side, which may make it more difficult to use and maneuver. The size could also be overwhelming for some users. Additionally, the higher price point may not fit every budget.
Key takeaway from Perfect Penis review
The Perfect Penis is a pretty big piece of equipment—beautifully made, with amazing attention to detail. It comes in four sizes, each bigger than the last, which might be a bit much for some people. But that variety means there’s something for everyone, no matter what you’re into or how experienced you are.
Perfect Penis box contents and unboxing
The Perfect Penis arrives in a plain, discreet box, securely wrapped in plastic.
Inside, there’s a Hankey’s Toys sticker and a QR code that links to safety and usage instructions on their website.
Perfect Penis size, weight, and material
We tested the Perfect Penis in Medium size, Medium firmness, and Natural Tan color.
The total length is 10.5’’ (26.62 cm), with 8’’ (20.32 cm) of that being insertable.
The elevated base measures around 3’’ (7.62 cm) in height and 5’’ (12.7 cm) in width.
The head has a diameter of 2’’ (5.08 cm), while the shaft widens to 2.20’’ (5.58 cm) at its thickest point.
To put it into perspective, this dildo is about the size of my forearm.
It weighs 2.20 pounds (1 kg), so it’s definitely on the heavier side.
The Perfect Dildo is made out from 100% certified, platinum-cured silicone, which makes it hypoallergenic, non-porous, and durable.
Perfect Penis features
As I already mentioned above, Perfect Penis is available in four different sizes:
- Small: Perfect for beginners, this size offers a comfortable and gentle introduction to lifelike dildos.
- Medium: A great choice for deeper, more intense sensations.
- Large/Extra Large: For those who love a fuller experience.
- XXL: The biggest option, made for advanced users who are all about extreme fullness and maximum stimulation.
Perfect Penis Dildo is also available in four different firmness options: 40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, and extra firm.
Medium firmness feels balanced—it’s not super soft or squishy, but still has some flexibility. You can bend it, though it holds its shape well and doesn’t feel too rigid in use.
Other customization options include 25 color choices, a metallic color effect, and the addition of a Vac-U Hole.
Vac-U Hole is a 3’’ (7.62) deep hole in the base which allows this dildo to be attached to various sex machines and strap-ons.
Our experience using Perfect Penis
Using Perfect Penis alone
For me, the Perfect Penis dildo was a bit intimidating and challenging to use, both in length and circumference.
I took my time, holding the shaft lower and using a lot—and I mean a lot—of lube.
It took some patience to slowly adjust to the size before I could thrust deeper.
I didn’t get far, just a bit past the tip, but the head and ridges felt amazing. But I could really feel the fullness and stretching as the head slid inside me.
I loved the firmness—not too soft, not too firm—which added to the sensation of stretching.
When it came to thrusting, I stuck to slow, short movements while holding the shaft.
I imagine if I managed to take it all the way in, the large base might make it harder to hold, but since the toy is on the heavier side, it’s perfect for placing on the floor and riding.
What I really enjoyed, though, was grinding on the balls in a seated position, stroking this giant cock in front of me, and massaging my vulva with the large, pronounced head.
Using Perfect Penis together
When we used it together, Luka was more cautious, always checking to make sure I wasn’t uncomfortable.
It was definitely easier for him to handle such a big toy, which allowed me to just relax and enjoy the experience.
We’ve always wanted to experiment with bigger toys, and for this kind of play, we like to take our time—exploring different positions, sensations, and trying whatever comes to mind.
We also tried attaching the Perfect Penis to our sex machine, and it connected smoothly.
However, we didn’t actually use it on the machine because it was just too much for me to handle.
How to clean a Perfect Penis?
Since the Unicorn Dildo is made from high-quality silicone, it’s easy to clean with warm water and soap. I’d recommend paying a bit more attention to the ridges during cleaning.
Since there are no mechanical parts, you can also boil the dildo in water for a deeper clean, which I suggest doing every few months.
Special considerations when using Perfect Penis
The Perfect Penis is on the heavier side (2.20 pounds/1 kg), which could make it difficult to maneuver for users with limited hand strength or dexterity.
The large base, designed with prominent testicles, provides a stable platform for those who might struggle with gripping or holding the dildo during use.
The option to add a Vac-U Hole allows the dildo to be securely attached to various sex machines and strap-ons, which may benefit users who prefer hands-free options or have difficulty holding or manipulating toys for long periods.
Final words
I’m, yet again, amazed by the craftsmanship and attention to detail—this dildo truly lives up to the name Perfect Penis.
We had so much fun trying out this dildo, and were excited to add something new to our play time.
I’d definitely be interested in trying the smaller size, though I wouldn’t go for the bigger one, at least not at this point in my life.
But it’s nice to know that option exists for anyone who enjoys going big and pushing their limits.
With so many customization options, I believe there’s something for every preference
Where to buy Perfect Penis
You can get Perfect Penis at Hankey’s Toys website starting at $155.90, depending on the size and firmness.
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