Seeing Zumio X for the first time made me both interested and confused. I remember looking at that tiny round ball pointed alien and thinking: how the fuck is that gonna work?
Well, the point is that Zumio uses rotation instead of vibration and brings clitoral orgasms by focusing on pressure points. Well, this makes sense. But still, I remember thinking that this tiny pinpoint has to be way too intense.
I convinced myself that this isn’t something I need to explore right now and moved on with my life. After that day, it was like Zumio was everywhere. I stumbled upon Zumio everywhere I went, everyone was talking about it.
That’s when I decided to just go with the flow and bring that alien home.
Let me tell you more about Zumio itself
My alien came in a white box. When I opened the box, Zumio was already placed in its holder which is a charger as well. It came with instructions, a charging cable, and a nice silk-like bag. I keep my Zumio on a nightstand in its holder, but I do use the bag when traveling.
It will never be clear to me why sex toy manufacturers think that us ladies only enjoy sex toys if they are pink or purple. I honestly prefer any other color. But, unfortunately, Zumio X only comes in deep purple.
It has a pen-like holder with three buttons: on/off, speed up and speed down. It has eight speeds but I almost never use more than the first three settings.
Most of the vibrators and clitoral stimulators that I own have buttons all the way at the top of the handle. That makes changing speeds during playtime pretty practical.
Zumio, on the other hand, has buttons lower, at the very bottom. That did take some time to get used to, as I’m usually using my thumb to change speeds. But with Zumio, I use the forefinger because it’s almost impossible to use the thumb.
It takes around 16 hours to charge, for around 3 hours of use. This is fine if you ask me. 3 hours is a lot of time to play.
Playtime out of this world
When I used Zumio for the first time, a thought passed through my mind: I was right, it is very intense. As soon as I turned it on I went straight to my clit, just as I would with any other toy. Oh boy, was that a mistake. It was definitely a way too intense for my liking.
For a much better experience, Zumio should be used over the clitoral hood. It is easier to control pressure and using only small movements it hits just the right spot and takes me over the moon.
Purple alien indeed is unique as I never felt anything like it before.
I tried using Zumio over my underwear as well, thinking that intensity should decrease. It does decrease indeed, it decreases so much that it doesn’t really work for me.
I don’t think it would be possible for me to cum like that. Maybe if I just wanted to make myself horny.
When we talk about multiple orgasms with Zumio I have to say: “Yes please!”. Not only it’s possible, but it’s also very easy and fast.
After I cum for the first time, I do need a break from that intensity. That’s why I love to combine Zumio with Kegel balls and play with my nipples while I’m getting ready for another intensity wave. Zumio does wonder for my nipples.
Using Zumio with my partner
When it comes to Zumio, I prefer solo play over partner play. Let me tell you why.
It was hard for my partner to hit that right spot and get the hang of that perfect movement. The overall experience just wasn’t good. I am sure that he would learn how to get it right, but I just don’t want to go through discomfort.
Clitoral stimulation while having vaginal sex was also way too intense for me. All the movement made it too hard to use and it often ended up being too intense, sometimes even uncomfortable.
We prefer the good old vibrator for that kind of play.
Final words before take-off
Zumio did exceed my expectations and I do use it often. With that said, I also do wish Zumio was a bit less forceful, so I could use all 8 speeds that it has. It would also mean a lot if I could use it with my partner, but that just isn’t an option for us.
My overall opinion is that Zumio definitely is worth trying and I am really happy to own it.
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Are there sex toys for men, and if so why do you not review them?
Hey Nick! Thanks for the comment.
We have some male sex toys reviewed, please do find them in our Sex Toys section.
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Thank you!
Luka