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Telescopes, wind turbines, and CT scanners get a round of applause as great inventions, but there’s only one contraption that makes me feel hot under the collar and that’s the sex machine. There’s something very raw and primal about having sex with a mechanical lover and you can’t beat straddling a robot fucking machine for a power-driven ride. 

To maximize this experience, understanding how to use a sex machine safely and effectively is key.

Hismith sex machine with our giant headboard in the background

What surprised us at first is the quality of the build and the weight of the machine. The machine is not too heavy, however, the weight shows the quality of the build.

I first tried out a sex machine a few years back, when my partner, another couple who we enjoy having fun with, and I hired a private dungeon for an afternoon of kink and sex. The venue was choc-full of equipment including a spanking bench, St Andrew’s Cross, sex swing, cages, and an array of cuffs, canes, and paddles. 

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Amongst the naughty gadgets and gizmos, we came across a fucking machine and I remember my eyes lighting up. 

The machine’s reputation preceded it, and right there and then I decided to ride it for all it was worth. It didn’t take long for my knickers to come down, and with my pussy moist with anticipation I lowered myself onto the sturdy dildo. 

With the machine whirring into action, the pulsations came thick and fast, and with the cock thrusting mercilessly in and out I soon felt the familiar pang of an orgasm looming. The mechanical dick pounded relentlessly and drove me to cum and squirt with abandon. 

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The experience proved a memorable one, and I replayed it a few times in my head whilst masturbating. 

Then, recently,  we were surprised with a gift.

Not a bunch of flowers, nor a box of chocolates, but a sleek-looking fucking machine called the Hismith sex machine.

I examined my new toy with a smile, made from aluminum alloy and stainless steel it was a sturdy beast. 

My partner insisted we try it out immediately, and unsurprisingly, I was fine with that. 

With its one-tool assembly, the Hismith was easy enough to set up, and as tempting as it was to jump straight on, we decided to build up to a crescendo. 

We stripped quickly, my lover stroking my titties and fingering my pussy, making me wet and desperate.

The powerful motor and silicone dildo offered a heady combination but the best bit was the adjustable angle. 

Sex machine dildo in my hand for a size comparison

Dildo that came with out machine. Perfect size for us.

You can see the Hismith sex machine in action here (this is not a porn video).

I do love being on top, but when you can be fucked mercilessly doggy style, missionary, or even standing, the relentless robotic sex machine proves its worth. 

Thankfully the Hismith didn’t make too much noise, but with the thrusting coming thick and fast I ended up moaning and groaning like a banshee anyway! 

Sex machine remote + control box

Control box on the left. Remote on the right.

We used the control box to operate our new toy during our first session, but the Smartphone App brought another dimension to the fun. 

You can use it to toggle between modes and speeds, create vibration patterns, engage in group play, and enjoy remote play. 


Ways to play with a Hismith sex machine

The Hismith did its job well. It might not be the cheapest gadget on the block, but it’s certainly worth the money. 

Since getting my hands on my own fucking machine, I’ve found it to be a versatile piece of kit.

If I’m flying solo my sex machine can provide the satisfaction I crave. I can use it whenever I like, without the need for the touchy-feely stuff. I don’t need to make sure my robot friend is “feeling it,” or flatter his ego, or make sure he’s hard. When it comes to selfish self-love the fucking machine is the perfect partner. 

I can use my machine with my real-life partner too. He likes to get me all geared up and then watch the robotic shaft ram me until I squeal. We’ve also enjoyed more than a couple of sex machine threesomes, which are sometimes easier than engaging in flesh-on-flesh sex with another person. 

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There’s no discussion about who’s going to do what and no worries that someone is being left out. There’s something rather delightful about sucking my lover’s cock while I go for a jaunty ride on my machine. 

Hismith on our bed

New friend.

Remote play is a favorite of mine too. The Hismith has a Smartphone app that allows you to engage in long-distance interaction with your lover. 

So, if your other half is working away, you can arrange a suitable playtime, climb aboard your fucking machine and let your lover screw you senseless from afar. 

If you’re tempted to invest in a sex machine I can totally understand why. I’ve had a great time with mine and plan on continuing to do so. 

Tips for using Hismith sex machine

If I can share a few tips before we part, I’d suggest you read the instructions when you get yours, and familiarize yourself with the controls and any attachments before you start fucking. 

Hismith sex machine dildo attachment

This connection system is called the KlicLock system and it works like a charm. It is simple to use and holds the dildo firmly in place.

Thrusting part and a dildo connector on a sex machine

Make sure your machine is positioned on a stable surface (you might get a little rowdier than you were planning when you get going) and I’d always suggest using plenty of lube. 

Even if you’re fired up and juicy in anticipation, lube will assist with your slide and glide, making your experience even better. When you’re done, you’ll need to clean up to make sure your new toy stays in tip-top condition. 

Also, I’d recommend not using the machine for periods longer than 30 minutes. The motor is going to warm up and it will need some time to cool off.

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Ready for a power-driven ride? Then get yourself a fucking machine and climb aboard for the ride of your life. 

Using code SPICEHISMITH will get you a 10% discount on these machines.

By Astolaine.

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